You and your comments stink
//This code is a piece of shit!!!!1!
//OMGZ, why are we doing this?
You’re as helpful as an art critic, and just as productive. Unless you’re going to pick up a paintbrush and repaint it (I’m keeping with the art metaphor) STFU. Ok, done with the metaphor.
There should be a separate log for keeping a laundry list [...]